overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via glitterweave)

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

i have spent almost my whole life hating myself so dont u dare tell me im Too Confident now

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eatitlikethelastsupper:

Do you ever see a really hot parent and start contemplating tearing a family apart

(via gaykinq)

tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(via ninja-thumbs)

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via gaykinq)

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via queen-rayrayg)

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via queen-rayrayg)

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

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romeoperalta:

mynamesdiana:

Times Square from above.

so scary

Holy shit

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